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Thieves will never dream of looking in this book for valuables, now that you have the opportunity to buy this unique protection of your valuables.

Copy and paste error. Someone was too lazy to proof read.

Any safe that isn't bolted to the floor isn't that safe. Thieves just walk off with the entire safe and break in at their leisure. And considering all the stories about thieves making themselves a sandwich, its bound to be discovered as a safe.